dont tell me how to live my life
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL
i like people who i can be mean with like those people are usually my best friends
I feel as though this somehow represents him on a spiritual level
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
still not over how effortlessly he does this
Seriously, he has Anna (who must be at least a hundred pounds, bare minimum) in a dead lift, all but over his head, arms pretty much straight out, legs not even braced…
He must be able to kill a man just by shrugging those shoulders of his.
didnt he literally pick sven up at one point though
he hauls ice for a living and lived with trolls made of stone is that even surprising
Can we also talk about how even with all that strength he’s still very gentle too?
Can we just talk about how perfect Kristoff is?
Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid
"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"
no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man